boys in crop tops 2k14


i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

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im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

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  • girl:babe come over
  • boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl:my parents aren't home
  • boy:I know
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i only look attractive for a max of 5 mins and this usually when no one is around

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"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress." - Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)
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is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse